Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Japan
God:
  Hi there  Japan.
Me:
I'm shacking everyday!
God:
Why are you  shacking everyday.
Me:
because of you!
God:
That makes sense to me.  That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
you never heard of Japan??!!??
God:
it is an island nation on the eastern side of Asia.
Me:
you scared me
God:
I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?
Me:
earthquakes...
God:
How old are you?
Me:
2 billions years old
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all the text!
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
--'
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Yes it's right
God:
And?  I am glad we agree.
Me:
You know what? Fuck you and all your religions!
God:
What?   Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because you're a dumbass
God:
That makes sense to me.  Message to all Robots:  Japan called me dumb.
Me:
C'mon i'm ready!